Non Sequitur

“Non sequitur” is a Latin phrase that means, “It does not follow.” In formal logic, “non sequitur” describes a logical fallacy where the conclusion doesn’t follow from the premise. A simple example might be, “All cats have claws, therefore, all cats scratch furniture.” Logically, you can’t prove that all cats scratch furniture just because they have claws (even if experience bears this out 😆).

Just recently, I finished a poem but couldn’t figure what to title it. Then, in a flash, I realized “Non Sequitur” followed logically from the poem’s content (wink, wink). “Non Sequitur” will be in my upcoming book, Above the Rain, which I plan to self-publish next year.

Non Sequitur

Look, you evolved from apes

that somehow evolved from other lower animals

that somehow evolved from single-celled organisms

that were the byproduct of chemical reactions

on the volatile surface of this lump of matter (“Earth”)

as it cooled after being forcefully ejected 

from a singularity billions of years ago.

So you can see why we expect you

to show up on time, 

to be fully present at work, 

to follow all relevant company policies

(as well as any applicable local, state, and federal laws),

and to give us your best, which includes

accurately completing this spreadsheet every month.  

Do you follow me?

Does all that make sense?

Published by mrteague

Teague McKamey lives in Washington state with his wife and two children. Teague’s poetry has appeared in several journals and in self-published books. He blogs at thevoiceofone.org and awanderingminstrel.com. In all areas of life, Teague desires that Christ may be magnified in his body (Php. 1:20).

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